Ted Kennedy just died.

Requiscat in pace, Lion. Thank you for all your service. You will be sorely missed.


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One of the HR ladies left me a tiny, tiny muffin. I have taken a series of photos. I do not understand. Behold:


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This is the best piece of news I have seen in weeks.

Road Sign Hackers Issue Zombie Warning

Amazing. Kudos ye mischief makers, and keep up the good work.


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I love the things I make at work.

Especially when it involves taking cheap shots at Katy Perry.

Otherwise, if you want to keep tabs on what I do... check out the Education and Green Pages sections.

La la.


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SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!1

No, really. This guy brought 30 snakes on a plane. Granted, they were dead... but still.

1Beware when clicking this link, the accompanying picture is really, really gross. I had to stop eating.


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Counterfeit just got easier, my friends.Now they're boasting about how safe and secure our new %5 bill will be. And they even have an interactive "virtual tour" that shows you all the hi-tech security gear and the improved portrait design... so you can start studying up and maybe get some practice in before these puppies hit the mints in 2008 ( Read more... )

DO NOT HIT GEORGE CLOONEY.

Especially when he's riding his motorcycle with his pretty little girlfriend!


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So I hear tell that Jon Stewart will be hosting the Oscars...again. Heh. Sweet.


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You know it's a slow news day when CNN is running a special Blackberry Etiquette.

*blinks*


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